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fesshole.bsky.social

08 September 2026 06:33

I find that the best time to fart on a long haul flight is just when the foil top is removed from the mediocre food. Fart Blanche.

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fesshole.bsky.social

21 August 2026 18:08

I have absolutely no idea how many days are in each month. Not a clue. February maybe.

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fesshole.bsky.social

18 August 2026 15:40

Newly signed writer. To facilitate my new career I've had to buy a new computer and monitor set up. TBH I could work on a laptop but needed some justification for an ace set up for X plane.

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fesshole.bsky.social

18 August 2026 15:40

My home theatre doesn't feel sufficiently like a cinema unless I eat something that's very loud in my head. Popcorn isn't sufficient so I've switched to carrots while watching films instead. Wife thinks I'm stupid.

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fesshole.bsky.social

11 August 2026 05:06

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