tatethetalisman.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 16 August 2023
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@tatethetalisman.bsky.socialThe best part of smoking (I know, I know) is looking at these things when they happen and saying "you know what, I need a cigarette before I can tackle this" and I encourage nonsmokers to adopt the mindset of "I need 10 minutes before I can tackle this" with whatever form of fortification you want
Show Postif you are a stupid ass reddit poster from fucking reddit me and my crazy friends will put you in a head lock
Show PostSometimes your person gets you the perfect gift you never knew you needed: a (juvenile) giant squid sleeping bag the size of an adult human 🥹 🦑
Show PostMaybe I'm naive, but I'm sticking to my hunch that coddled 21st century Americans don't actually have the stomach for prolonged civil violence. About half of Civil War soldiers were farmers: work so brutal and dreary that marching, camping, and shooting rifles with your bros is comparably fun.
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