The Onion

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18 October 2026 17:04

Weird Cleveland Browns Fan Has No Children On Team https://theonion.com/weird-cleveland-browns-fan-has-no-children-on-team/

Liz Cook

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14 October 2026 20:50

I thought I had at least passing familiarity with conspiracy theories until the man sitting next to me at the Lebanon, OH Skyline told me “space ain’t real.” “What do you think is between us and the moon?” an employee asked. The man seemed to think about this for a moment. “The moon…is with us.”

Cory Snearowski

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14 October 2026 13:53

Wow

Cory Snearowski

corysnearowski.bsky.social

13 October 2026 23:07

They want $70 million for a 100 minute legacy movie. We made a 3 minute cut of the same movie with a friend’s 10 year old camera he got for his bar mitzvah

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