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‘Can you help me with my dating app profile?’ ‘Depends what you need.’ ‘How should I describe myself? Maybe #suave?’ ‘Hmm. I’d go with slinky.’ ‘Slinky? Your sure?’ ‘It’s perfect. No one’s really sure what the purpose is - but it makes you smile when you push it down the stairs.’ #vss365

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‘Can you help me come up with something for the prompt word #aphotic? I’m not sure what it means.’ ‘That’s an easy one. It’s like if I take all the lamps out of your house at night and leave you in the dark.’ ‘I don’t think I’d like that.’ ‘Of course you would. You’d be de-lighted.’ #vss365

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‘How was your date?’ ‘Awful. He didn’t look anything like his profile picture. And, he still lives at home with his mom.’ ‘So, are you going to keep trying?’ ‘Why is it so hard to meet a handsome, witty, successful, and #chivalrous guy?’ ‘Ah, you’re searching for the elusive manicorn.’ #vss365

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The scientist pushed on the joystick, making the drone dive. “Soon it’ll be in the #aphotic zone. Keep your fingers crossed.” A white light flashed and the sub’s camera died. “Crap. Happened again.” Aliens chuckled as they let the crumpled submersible go. #vss365

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