omgskr.bsky.social
Writer who dreams of one singular social platform
👤 Joined on 14 November 2024
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@omgskr.bsky.social"We will only be giving our newborn pediatrician-approved bottles from Dr. Sucks. Dr. Sucks has been around since 1902 and knows sucking better than anyone. They also make a pacifier we approve of called the NubbaDubDub, and a baby-gas-relief contraption called the RootieTootToot."
Show Post"The cocktail menu looks pretty spectacular too. Lots of drinks with artisanal ice cubes, questionably sourced rim accoutrement, and six-to-twelve ingredients never before seen in libations, all served in kitschy glassware shaped like 'mini bird baths.'"
Show Post"Lots of drinks with artisanal ice cubes, questionably sourced rim accoutrement, and six-to-twelve ingredients never before seen in libations, all served in kitschy glassware shaped like 'mini bird baths.'"
Show Post"The Gilded Beak, have you heard of it? 'Urban aviary meets al fresco pretension,' the website says."
Show Post"They also have a twenty-nine-dollar Macaw-garita. I know you love tequila. And for five dollars more, they’ll even add it in."
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