matariel.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 08 February 2024
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@matariel.bsky.socialBased on the college students I've seen recently it's all straight into Tim Cook's pockets
Show PostOption 4, try to laugh it off and correct yourself, but then say penis again. At which point you realise youre just standing there saying penis over and over.
Show PostI will never forget when Mikami-san rushed me into a side office in Osaka and showed me the controller. “Please authorize this for Xbox.” I did.
Show PostDid you know that the F-22 to maintain its stealth will open, eject a missile, and close its bay doors in less than two seconds? Such a tease.
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