“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.

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Hollywood is always on the hunt for a lazy adaptation guaranteed to make billions. The Bible is the best-selling book of all time. It just makes sense. But, I hear you saying. There are only two Testaments. Nature loves a trilogy. That's why the first movie we pitch is God's origin story.

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My camera got a workout this morning. The sky was putting on a show!

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the Phillies

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Feel like I’m coming down with something… #PlayoffFever

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