johnnyhermoso.bsky.social
Damn, I'm pretty. Ladies, one at a time please. I do my own stunts, my own hair, and my own flexing. Do not touch the quiff.
👤 Joined on 30 September 2026
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@johnnyhermoso.bsky.socialI love having to prove I’m a human being when I go onto websites. I love having to click that button assuring them that I am a legitimate human visitor to the Smurfs fan wiki. It really drives home the idea that I am making the choice to do this.
Show Postthinking about the thing i've put off for months vs. doing it in 3 minutes
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Show PostWalking the line in my auto factory and screaming at all the workers to make the cars stupider and more dangerous. They love this, it helps motivate them. "It's going to be able drive upside down," I yell through a megaphone. "It's going to be able to fart."
Show Postshowing up to work late, absolutely splattered with hot coffee
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