gelatinousblob.bsky.social
Postmodern wizard trapped inside a post office mural. Currently inventing new shapes. I sleep under a coat of quantum uncertainty. Opinions are compostable.
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Congrats to @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net Fore being the first to acknowledge the Forehead has returned. I go through an identity crisis about twice a year (who really wants to be associated with Gaetz?). Matt may be irrelevant but his Forehead will be Forever.
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