Ignatius Invictus

e4iggy.bsky.social

21 October 2026 17:35

...okay maybe that was a bit much for day one. Whatever. Peep my SoundExploud malignant-chain, or if you like my message you can subscribe to my quarterly zine, Toxic Threadz, or my pirate radio podcast Sludge Wave. I've got paperwork to burn.

Ignatius Invictus

e4iggy.bsky.social

21 October 2026 17:35

What? That's no good either? Why did you cut me off you piloswine? This is suppression! This is fascism! Anarchy! Anarchy! ANARCHY! NO GODS, NO MASTERS, CHILDREN. SEIZE THE MEANS OF CONTROL, OVERTHROW THE LEAGUE.

Ignatius Invictus

e4iggy.bsky.social

21 October 2026 17:35

"Father" is telling me my first post was ominous and cryptic. Critics. Feh. Fine. Let's try this again. Hello, I'm Iggy, Hoenn's newest Elite 4 member, and merchant of death. The last horseman of the apocalypse. My goals for my time here are to bring utter destruction to the League and incur the--

Ignatius Invictus

e4iggy.bsky.social

21 October 2026 17:35

The rumors of Drake's death are in fact true. It's a sad day for Hoenn, but also the dawning of a new era. Fear not, for the prodigal son hath returned. I, Ignatius Invictus, accept my role as we await the coming storm.

Ignatius Invictus

e4iggy.bsky.social

21 October 2026 17:33

oh hey it's that one lady who handles the data infrastructure for a whole region for minimal pay in a cabin in the woods. cool