gene parmesan

ambyrvi.bsky.social

29 December 2025 13:11

i never thought i’d meet someone with serial killer vibes so off the charts that they’d make me relieved to see cops in the bar but here we are

gene parmesan

ambyrvi.bsky.social

29 December 2025 13:11

every time i go to summit city i’ll point someone out to pants and say “hey who is that” and without a doubt he always says some shit like “oh him? that’s smorkbong kevin”

gene parmesan

ambyrvi.bsky.social

14 July 2025 23:06

you’re in his dms i’m leaving temporary crowns scattered around his apartment like a demented tooth fairy

gene parmesan

ambyrvi.bsky.social

10 July 2025 20:54

“i asked chatgpt to-“

gene parmesan

ambyrvi.bsky.social

24 March 2025 14:40

got the whole group chat talkin about botulism