Count Binface

countbinface.bsky.social

11 August 2026 19:27

Oh I do like to be beside the Clacton-on-Seaside.

Count Binface

countbinface.bsky.social

11 August 2026 19:27

I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks.

Count Binface

countbinface.bsky.social

11 August 2026 19:26

I’m so grateful to have received kind messages from the next generation of humans over the last few weeks. This is from Edward, aged 10. Thank you!

Count Binface

countbinface.bsky.social

11 August 2026 19:26

You may have seen I broadcast a message to planet Earth from the edge of space. I thought it was equally important to speak to deep space about you and your lovely little planet. But I thought humans might like to see it too, so here it is. #Clacton #VoteBinface

Aaron Schatz

aaronschatz.com

11 August 2026 19:25

It's weird that the left owns football now but hey, works for me.