MRW the ostrich skeleton tries to pull a fast one on me yet again

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Me when I experience the slightest tiny little inconvenience:

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Didn't expect to wake up to news of John Cameron Mitchell and My Chemical Romance developing a Broadway production together but that's pretty much the greatest thing I've ever heard of and I'm so excited.

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As long as I live, I will never understand how Sara Bareilles never became the biggest pop singer in the world. Kind of the same way as I will never understand how Sheryl Lee never became the biggest actress in the world.

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I'm at the day and a half stage of healing from my dental extraction, which means I'm making promises I'll never keep about how I won't take solid food for granted ever again. I am gonna make myself the best sausage, pepper and onion pizza when I can eat again. Oh my god, I will wreck that shit. 🤤

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