hndearden.bsky.social
Heck I’m just happy to finally be here.
👤 Joined on 18 August 2023
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@hndearden.bsky.socialI just passed a law that Republicans can't use my bathroom
Show PostYES I KNOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT BUT SHE SAID THE BEARD MAKES ME LOOK “CUTE” AND NOW I’M AFRAID TO SHAVE BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THERE TO BE A WISTFUL BUT DETERMINED SONG ABOUT HOW I RUINED EVERYTHING BY SHAVING DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT’S LIKE ANDY NOBODY’S WRITING A GODDAMNED SONG ABOUT YOU
Show Postan app that replicates the satisfying CLANGGG of slamming a phone down in someone's ear
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