hilarious spine update: my actual angle of scoliosis is precisely the sex number, which is both extraordinarily horrifying (anything above 50 is considered Severe™, anything above 60 is Jesus Christ How Are You Upright) and also, because I am twelve years old, extremely funny

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it’s extremely funny to me that he can’t even sephiroth-post anything original. like some fucking dork in a bar trying to throw down and going “hasta la vista baby” before missing a punch and falling into the pool table

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every so often i address my miniature house panther in these terms "you, sir. are a wild animal. that i let loose in my house. you are a beast!" like bro didn't sign a contract or anything i just put an animal in my house of my own volition, that's on me

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You wonder at what point the guy started to wonder if he’s made a pretty bad mistake

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if you are convinced that it is impossible to actually make good art using a logos golem it means one or more of these is true your friends are scared to show you their art you are actively not looking for it & indexing on boomerslop you have seen it & did not know that a logos golem was involved

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