i'll tell ya moving from ny to md is wild because you figure chuck schumer who's been the democratic senate leader for as long as i can remember would like, know how to fight but he is not in fact the senator who got a weepy grateful voicemail from me

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i am feeling a volume of emotion that is genuinely a little bit hard to phrase, esp in ~300 characters. not only relief at the fact that garcia is alive but a genuine sense of surprise and gratitude that finally someone took it upon themselves to use their power and do something.

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idk man it's been hard. it's been hard in a way i don't want to talk about publicly for a thousand reasons. a really, really personal way. an isolating way. i cannot begin to describe what it feels like to watch someone actually do something.

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i am once again reminding the public that my services as a trophy wife to a rich foreigner are very available and i am only kind of joking

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given today's news i want to be so completely fucking clear with you people that this was about me, a naturalized citizen, making concrete plans for what to do in the event that i am unjustly kidnapped by the government.

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