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fesshole.bsky.social

13 August 2025 13:37

Used to work for a major broadband provider. For years there was no procedure for recycling the old returned routers, so they just used to go in the bin. Felt bad, but only about 10% of customers even bothered to return them anyway

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fesshole.bsky.social

13 August 2025 13:37

Road rager attacked me in the street. I caught the reg of the driver. Ordered a set of show plates and attached them to a hire car of a similar model. Speeding past a few cameras, unpaid parking on CCTV, CC & ULEZ trip. Wish I was there when the fines hit their doormat.

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fesshole.bsky.social

13 August 2025 13:37

Used to be a dominatrix. Once had a famous client who loved watersports. He slipped in my piss and knocked himself out cold. I honestly thought I'd killed him. All I could think was: "The Daily Mail is going to love this"

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fesshole.bsky.social

13 August 2025 13:37

Just about the best thing about being a teacher is watching kids delight in stationery. That's right, Olivia. Four-colour ballpoints ARE fucking awesome. You'll lose all interest in about two years.

Anon Opin

anonopin.bsky.social

13 August 2025 13:36

You're not a 'founder', you're a self employed person with a company containing just you.