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Here's what I propose: He has to stand in his underwear on the White House lawn for an hour a week while average citizens -- from a safe distance and under supervision -- throw bags of dogshit at him. We'll make a tradition of it. Do it every Sunday morning.

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The FBI is raping the dogs. They're raping the cats.

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“Human, what PILL are you trying to give me?” “It’ll relieve pain and swelling, Kiki! You NEED it!” “I’LL decide!” “I took the same type of pill when I got a tooth pulled!” “Don’t expect ME to take it!” “Putting on a BRAVE face, Kiki?” “Nope, human! It’s my ‘You ain’t giving me a pill’ face!”

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Morning Kitten

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