I can’t get past that softcore opening. The protagonist who works “the hardest profession in America” and his “close‑cropped hair, immaculate black uniform, commanding voice, an air of quiet professionalism” … what is this? Fifty Shades of Blue?

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Oh, ‘Midvale’ followed by 🙄 is a frequently used shorthand in my house… 😂🤣😂

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I'm sure you've seen this cartoon, but in this context re-sharing it is mandatory.

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One of my workplaces is staffed entirely by PhDs. The office kitchen has a sign by the toaster. It reads: Please do not butter bread before placing in toaster. Lemme tell you. Signs like that don’t happen because ONE person did it ONE time.

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Today I was about to dry some dishes and this reminded me I had laundry in the washer. I went to put it in the dryer, and then went back to the kitchen to straighten up. It was the passage of a full ten minutes before I remembered I went in there in the first place to dry the dishes. I have a PhD.

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