lauren

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

19 July 2026 07:43

i felt horrible for an hour after eating a slicee of giordano's deep dish for lunch but at least it also cost a fucking fortune

lauren

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

03 July 2026 20:34

frankly i doubt your commitment to soup season if you let a 104 degree heatwave stop you from enjoying a steaming hot bowl of soup

Patrick

cleverturnip.bsky.social

24 February 2026 17:56

"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US" AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??

coward

coward.bsky.social

16 February 2026 21:15

make local coop to play with wife

lou

wanlittlehusk.bsky.social

16 February 2026 21:02

I won't be weird guy anymore for you I'll be chicago guy -- I wldIwillIIwontIwont I'll be chicago. Howard Chicago and make me chicago again and I'm happy to be chicago and i WANT i want II wanna be chicago for you everyone here HHHHUUU the green guy the green guyyyy watch ooouuut