julisteamer.bsky.social
32, sad sports fan, human disaster (she/her)
👤 Joined on 18 August 2023
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Twice a year, for the past 13 years, I get a shipment of birth control packages in the mail. AND EVERY TIME, I feel the big envelope and get SO EXCITED because I think someone has sent me Pokemon cards. But it never is and I’m always disappointed.
Show PostI received a pair of TomboyX boyshorts that I didn’t remember ordering. Tonight, when I turned off the light, the bats on them started glowing in the dark — and I was like “Lol oh yeah!”
Show PostMy wife only reads literary fiction called stuff like “Heart Meat” and “Fugitive Body.” The kind that makes you feel like you’re getting beaten up. She just finished a book she did not like and handed it to me and said “Here, you’ll love this, the lesbians get everything they’ve ever wanted.”
Show Postits very convenient when people admit their crimes like this, if only there were actually going to be consequences, its a shame crime is legal
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