It wouldn’t surprise me at all if James Blunt and Rory Stewart turned out to be the same man

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I listen to podcasts with a VPN so I can tune out the adverts because they’re in another language. Unfortunately, I’ve reached the point when I’m learning Dutch through the prism of Shopify.

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Delivered with all the poise and authority of a hungover holiday rep on her first day.

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I'm sick of biopics about people who may be famous to other people but are nonentities as far as I'm concerned Give me two hours on the life of Geoffrey Palmer called I Want My Sausage

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Back home from a couple of days on the south coast, where I did some research for an essay I will never write but also went to Southampton's first game after the official end of spygate. It was against Portsmouth, naturally. New for @fourfourtwo.com from St Mary's.

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