Plan To Splurge Scrapped On Account Of Price https://theonion.com/plan-to-splurge-scrapped-on-account-of-price/

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Libposting lowkey feels so good when you don't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's upholding power structures

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Me: The old man's slide into dementia was televised in real time. And the nation got to laugh at it in a mean way Grandson: That sounds awesome... What's the catch Me: He was president of the United States of America. Grandson: Wow. Ruthkanda forever ✊🏻 Me: It's great you kids are still saying that

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Andrew went deep-sea fishing and came back with an enormous conger.

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One of the great tricks Alien pulled that we can’t appreciate nowadays is that Tom Skerritt really seemed like the leading man who was going to make all the right decisions and figure it all out and when he got into that vent all bets were off and guys started shooting goo out of their mouths

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