If Kansas millennials stopped wasting money on frilly lattes and avocado toast, they’d be able to afford a lawyer when they’re sued by their United States senator.

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Eze saw Harry Kane and assumed he was playing Tottenham.

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We were picked last in the division. We didn’t get to play in our stadium for a year. A hurricane literally tried to kill the stingrays. 😭😭😭

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I'm guest-hosting @drewmagary.bsky.social's Funbag this week, so if you have any me-specific questions, send them to funbag@defector.com

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