🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇

grantthethief.bsky.social

21 October 2026 03:19

Xbox news: We have fired 173% of our staff and shuttered all development studios. Our next console will cost 1-3 limbs. Sony news: The Last of Us ReReRemastered is a live service cutscene with 3 battle passes. The deluxe edition is an empty tupperware container. Nintendo news: New switch sports :)

The Onion

theonion.com

21 October 2026 03:19

“You never know when you’re going to have sudden company come breaking down your door, and I don’t want anyone to think I live in a total sty when they’re emptying out my drawers and cabinets.” — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

James Hell Brooks

kleinman.bsky.social

21 October 2026 03:17

Ramaswamy's whole career has been defined by being as cynical as possible about human nature so yeah the ad makes sense

Nomi Claire Lazar

nomiclairelazar.bsky.social

21 October 2026 03:15

Guys, he won.

The News & Observer

newsobserver.com

21 October 2026 03:15

The 28-mile natural gas pipeline proposed from Siler City to Moncure would cut through ancestral land occupied by the Tuscarora and other NC tribes.