"If the paper is subpar, you reject it." That was true before LLMs, that's still true after! Let's not lower the bar (all the more when people and companies are claiming LLMs help doing a better job).

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Karma does exist. Reviewing AI slop papers is our punishment for having invented this technology. Please kill me.

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I recently moved to TU Darmstadt (Germany) and am currently hiring PhD student through ELISS. https://ellis.eu/news/ellis-phd-program-call-for-applications-2026 If you interested, please apply and choose me as a potential advisor. Topics include Continual/Distributed/Federated/Active/Transparent […]

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Excited to share some news! After two wonderful years at MSR, I will be returning to academia as a tenure-track assistant professor at the University of Southern Denmark (SDU) for their new Vejle campus in January 2027. Until then, I'm taking some time to recharge to dive into it with fresh energy!

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Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

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