fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

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*tears up* that's my dad

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anybody can make country music, it’s easy, watch. i just made this song up, ready? here goes. “give me a cold beer bröther let’s go drunk driving in the tractor brôther” and then a banjo solo starts

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[taking a step back and looking at society for a second] … ok yea sorry, men are lowkey responsible for a lot of fuck ups here

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give me $300 to fix a problem that'd be solved if you did planks twice a week

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