i've heard the goat doesn't even like rocky horror picture show

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i'll be honest, now that the goat has bitten me .... i'm starting to think the wolf has a point. maybe we should just kill and eat the goat. after all, the goat was literally mean to me! and it's piled high with sin, so it couldn'tve have ever been a good person. must be ethical to eat it

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anyway i hope the goat knows that it still should vote for me in the midterms. it's lack of enthusiasm for our village's political apparatus is one of the many sins we've piled high upon its shoulders

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doesn't the goat realize the wolf in the woods is gonna eat it? that seems way worse than what i'm doing (exiling it to the woods so that its easy prey for wolves) (which is necessary to absolve myself of my sins)

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i just dont understand why the goat doesnt like me

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