Telegraph asked me to comment on 4,102 babies with the surname Smith and 3,772 with the surname Khan being among 558, 988 babies born in England."These new Smiths and Khans will all go to school together in a few years, alongside children with many other surnames" www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10...

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So this week's media-studies lesson is that you have to be Piers Morgan to get Piers Morgan-sized viewing numbers. The issue with this, of course, is that it requires you to be Piers Morgan.

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And I just don't think the Beatles films will go there, I don't think anyone will sanction the George film where Paul is a controlling prick and the Paul film where nothing fucking gets done unless he chivvies the others into it.

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Is ‘whisper it’ just Telegraph speak for ‘I’m probably wrong’?

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*Claudia leads them through a choking fog to a gallows on the hill* "In order to get the gold for the prize fund one of you WILL be hanged by the neck by a man with rats for a face"

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