“Acting surprised isn't my style. I would recommend a more straightforward reaction — want me to teach you how to punch someone?”

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@mjnotmj.bsky.social 📲 “Before you say anything…” 📲 “The toaster is dead.” 📲 “On the bright side, it needed changing.” 📲 “Please don’t kill me.”

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"You should be."

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|:| Stolen! Might be fun :3

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|:| Tired 🥲

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