Tek - Venus Guy Trap

wahaka.bsky.social

19 October 2026 15:03

According to cat law, I have to get up between 6:30 and 7am. I’m allowed to nap on the couch, but going back to bed is against the rules

fesshole 🧻

fesshole.bsky.social

19 October 2026 15:01

The "half your age plus seven" rule for maximum age disparity means that upon turning 46, one can no longer date anyone in their 20s, fair enough. But upon turning 47, one becomes allowed to date people in their 80s. This single realisation has made my hair fall out.

Andy

andymb.bsky.social

19 October 2026 14:48

I think it takes more firelighters if you don’t have a dry vagina

Jon 🎄

pifflevalve.eurosky.social

19 October 2026 14:47

I am not the target market for daytime tv because I don’t want a cheap cremation and I don’t have a dry vagina

Scott

merseytart.com

19 October 2026 14:40

maybe it landed safely and they didn't notice