smcgov.bsky.social

20 October 2025 03:04

“Body assessment” lady at the gym wants me to lose 17 pounds. Ma’am we’re going into the holiday season. I’m not gonna get any skinnier

🥊

querelleofbros.bsky.social

15 October 2025 15:32

didn’t Gone Girl parody this over a decade ago lol

👻 Are you scared of me?

bradys.bsky.social

15 October 2025 15:27

EVERYONE on this university campus is sucking on a USB stick it's so crazy that we had exactly one generation that didn't get addicted to nicotine and then we just went back to it

parker higgins

xor.blue

28 September 2025 20:31

ok i'll bite. who's eric adams

ogre-g 👹

libidinalspaces.bsky.social

20 September 2025 02:10

Yes, I'm aware 🥲