The only time a baby tried to pee on me, I blocked the stream with a package of baby wipes and my cat like reflexes.

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Not since The Who’s rock opera has there been a Tommy this dumb.

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I was in an elevator with a person having a conversation with someone on speakerphone. I repeated everything the other person said. Finally, the person on the phone said, "I need to get off this call." Victory.

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Buy some headphones or AirPods. Stop using your speakerphone in public. Nobody wants to hear your inane, stupid conversations about absolutely nothing.

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My Korean loot thus far: tshirt, bracelet from the Buddhist temple, traditional table covers. The seller tells me the tshirt has a message for husbands: “The answer is already in your question”. 😆 #Korea #Busan

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