The first time I saw the fish tube, I was very hungover at @awesommelier.bsky.social’s house, it was the funniest thing I’d ever seen and I was furious there wasn’t a version for humans that could take me from her sofa to my bed.

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No, *you’re* listening to Gareth Gates’ Comic Relief cover of Spirit in the Sky ft The Kimars

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Not much help but I did a little *yoooop* when I saw your name here

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The first day of the Christmas Markets and Ashcroft supported by The Lathums at the Co-op. Has Manchester ever SEEN this level of Yonner?

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The Ryder Cup. The only time I’m truly invested in golf due to the fact that American golf fans are cunts. Every single one of them. Boorish, baying, arrogant, unfunny cunts.

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