Good time to reiterate my policy: If you show up to my door on Halloween in a costume, you grt a candy bar. Age is not a consideration

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Was the porch light on? Are they making some attempt at a costume, however trivial? Do they attempt some variation on "trick or treat" (and yeah, I give kids who clearly don't speak English as a first language a lot of slack here)? Then yes, they get candy, because Halloween, and thems the rules.

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Listen, if I'm handing out candy, I don't care if your ass from the Andromeda galaxy....I will give you candy.

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Shit, I’m 55. I now live under the rule of an evil king. I might go trick or treating myself.

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Do it for the tall kids who look like they’re 16 when they’re 9

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