Hazel Murray
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Old Scottish lady who has no filter, granny of two, mum of two, dog mummy of two, happiest when I am upcycling furniture and being left the fuck alone x
👤 Joined on 04 November 2025
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I am a chef and I work in a restaurant and I have to create really fancy dishes for people. Everyone thinks that I must cook really fancy meals at home. I actually chuck fish fingers and oven chips in the air fryer and have them & beans. No way am I fannying about in my kitchen.
Show PostAsked out by a really good looking woman in my dream. Politely declined as I'm happily married. Woke up still happily married but also very happy with myself that I've still got it.
Show PostI had a carpet fitted and the company gave me a courtesy call to see if it's ok. I told them it's now covered in semen stains and any tips how to get them out? They were stunned. I had to explain 'You know, from the lillies' 'ooooh - you mean stamen!'. I've only told you this
Show PostMy mum has the final cigarette from the last pack she ever smoked still in the packet in a kitchen drawer. In the last 35 years it's been replaced by me or my sister at least 50 times.
Show PostTrain driver here, you want us to toot the horn when we drive towards the bridge you're peering over then give us a wave. No wavey, no tooty.
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