11yo: Hopefully [my teacher] will like my project. Me: Do *you* like your project? 11yo: Yes. Me: Do you think you tried your best? 11yo: Yes. Me: Well then, let me tell you a secret. If that's the case, then it really doesn't matter a damn bit what your teacher thinks of it. :)

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then call it perinaise. Don't call it peri peri sauce and give me mayo. They are not the same thing

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Right? Because I can’t do straight peri peri anymore but I can do peri mayo, so you’re disappointed & I wouldn’t think to order it, annoying 2 people with one easily avoided thing.

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If you don't know peri peri is basically a really nice hot sauce that uses African Bird’s Eye peppers (or peri peri/ piri piri) peppers as its base. It also has tomatoes. If you're serving peri peri mayo call it that.

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people who constantly exalt in the pain of other human beings, monetizing their cruelty and bathing in gold accented ivory tubs filled with the blood of the innocent: hey man you shouldn't say that to the chatbot

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