Another.

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I’m so sick of my fairytale witch neighbor. No you cannot borrow a “cup of spider tears.” I don’t think most people have that lying around

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could you not bubble bubble toil and trouble on the front lawn? and stop sprinkling salt on my kids. I see it on my doorbell cam

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All the great rabbis of yore loved putting things into lists and being like "hey Jews, memorize this list" like they died and Gd was like "man that was such a good list. Jews read your list from memory every day after prayer. they all have OCD and you get to go to Heaven"

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Hey bb are you a Proto-language because I wanna internally reconstruct you.

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