John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil

thealexnevil.bsky.social

09 January 2024 16:22

Friend: If your ever in trouble, I’m with you. No matter what. Me: “You’re.” Friend: Vaya con Dios, asshole.

It's Abby. Yep

itsabbyyep.bsky.social

04 October 2023 12:03

Hey. Officer. Is there a, um.... [twirls hair] Mister-use of Authority— [gets face smashed into cement]

Brendel

brendelbored.bsky.social

04 October 2023 12:02

What’s so funny about Conservatives is that they all post like people who were super into Hillary Clinton in 2016 where she would say something like “some people say Americas last days are behind us but I say they’re right ahead!” and then some guy with glasses would be like oooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜

unfitz.bsky.social

14 August 2023 19:07

*brings therapist to family gathering* Me: See? Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ

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