Drove past a sign for New Milford today. God I hate our culture's overreliance on shit like that. We already had a Milford. Try some new IP!

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Not gonna fix it and repost it. Van Gogh didn't tape his ear back on you know

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Everyone was mad that millennial burger place burgers cost $20 fifteen years ago but now every burger cost $20 and you don’t even get to sit on a giant industrial spring in a cold metal room to eat them

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"You know what, fuck Google Maps actually. I'm going to leave my phone off for the rest of the drive. I just gotta stay on this highway for forty miles till I'm back in my town. Let's go dark. Like the old days. Hell yeah" - me confidently pulling onto I-84 heading in precisely the wrong direction

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Feeling like a big boy now

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