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madsdamsgaard.bsky.social

👤 Joined on 14 November 2024

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
22 September 2026 16:13

I was so tired of MSNBC and CNN that I googled "how to watch BBC" at work and immediately got a meeting request from HR.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
16 September 2026 22:42

I only pretend to have a therapist so people on BSKY will think I'm cool. I’m not even honest with myself, so why pay a stranger to lie to them?

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
16 September 2026 20:42

[Amtrak policeman with drug-sniffing dog] Me: "Sweet dog you got there!” Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog." Me: "Still in training, huh?" Policeman: "What do you mean?" Me: "Never mind."

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
16 September 2026 20:42

To whoever lost an iPhone 14 outside the Amtrak station in DC yesterday, please stop calling my new phone.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
01 August 2026 11:05

The official mating call is: “I made too much food, come over.”

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