It is 2027. A uniformed militia has just held up your Burnham Bus, and are now asking everybody where they were born, what sort of British they are. The police arrive, step through the masked paramilitaries, and then fine a child £100 for watching Bluey out loud. Everybody cheers.

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Ooof. My preteen has been asking a lot of ... interesting questions, so today I had to bite the bullet as a good dad and finally sit down to explain everything to her, about what the Pet Shop Boys meant by "do you get it, if so how often, which do you choose, a hard or soft option"

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Why does he always look like a thumb

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tried taking one of those political questions tests but i disagreed with the framing of nearly all the questions. not sure what that makes me. annoying probably

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America really looked at the world, said "everyone is laughing at us this has to stop" and then elected a freak who has ensured they will never stop laughing till your great great grandchildren are dead of old age

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