megan.fyi
cybersecurity professional, dance amateur, Standard Poodle owner, board game enthusiast, 2017 Tesla owner (not an Elon fan), Registered Veterinary Technician, and 🅾️Buckeye for life! So WOKE I can't sleep! ;) *all tweets are my own opinion*
👤 Joined on 01 April 2025
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Someday we're going to take DV seriously. And then shortly after we're gonna wonder where all the mass shooters and terrorists went.
Show PostDating: I want to know everything about you Married: I finally figured out the right combination of fiber and water, so if you wanna have sex later, lemme know.
Show PostOpening night for the #ChicagoSteel and I was asked to do the season opening anthem.
Show PostI kept a logbook and at some point did data analysis that suggested that cats with human names like Sara and Bob sold better than silly names like 'boots' or 'whiskers'. Orange cats were the hardest to sell, followed by black or white cats. Dark grey or 'blue' cats did the best.
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