Chad Ryan

chadwiko.bsky.social

01 December 2024 11:55

Muscle memory, mainly.

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒

woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social

24 November 2024 13:54

People are like “if I won the lottery, I’d keep on working.” 
I’d show up at the office one last time, cook an entire trout in the microwave, and leave.

Raysident Evil

sireviscerate.myatproto.social

24 November 2024 12:14

Spotify: We noticed you've recently had a breakup. Would you like to hear a playlist algorithmically calculated to destroy you? Me: Yeah man fuck me up

a team of bumblebees

saramchenry.bsky.social

23 November 2024 13:03

One of my favorite Jack Handey Deep Thoughts is “If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.” I think that’s how conservatives feel about bluesky

Nate

thenatewolf.bsky.social

23 November 2024 13:01

Guy with a buckle on his hat: goodmorrow Guy who was touching different wires together and accidentally time travelled: ah shit