Non-Cannon

non-cannon.bsky.social

21 October 2026 17:21

Nevermore

Spoopy time enjoyer

caitlynwithanf.bsky.social

11 February 2026 20:17

I got a 5 on the AP Lit exam 20 years ago, partially due to my straight up riffing on the misty moors of Wuthering Heights for too many paragraphs. First time I'd ever been glad to have read that book.

derlog.bsky.social

02 January 2026 19:55

Relax, you're only in a Kafkesque nightmare.

🏎️ Doogie "Bsky Hates Trans Women" 2K 🏎️

doogie2k.northsky.social

29 August 2025 20:50

I would introduce myself as a man of wealth and taste, personally.

🔞inujuju🔞 - Dragon Connoisseur

inujuju.bsky.social

13 August 2025 20:19

Fine Print: The option to return 20 years later is only eligible for Kings. If you are not a king, you will be smashed by a cyclops, drowned by a god, eaten by a monster, or eviscerated by lightning.