The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

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would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

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There's a Politico (lol) piece entirely about how Republicans' hope right now is that the polls are all way off and they only get a MILD wipeout and first of all it's full of a bunch of nonsense but the best part is how it ends on this incredible bit:

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"In order to believe the polling is accurate you'd have to think the GOP was in such a bad position as to be staring down the barrel of a complete political realignment like after other major historical events" buddy that is *the most rational explanation* right now, I'd start polishing that resume

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You should be able to briefly kill yourself in order to emphasize your point

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