Cocaine music used to be so much more positive.

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‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’ ‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’ ‘Hello’ is not related to either. Goodbye.

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GEICO CEO: sales are down. We need a new marketing campaign Assistant: make the mascot a gecko CEO: what? A gecko? Assistant: because gecko sounds like geico. People are dumb and like that sorta thing CEO: I don't think- Assistant: also make it Australian or whatever. These idiots love accents

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Sec Duffy thinks the key to the travel crisis is lack of civility. That if we all dress like The Gilded Age we'll return to the "Golden Age." Tell u what. U ensure planes stop coming 5' from each other, that we get nuts again, that we r reimbursed for delays, I'll wear a pill box hat w/my flannels.

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hey guys i made a seasonal meme

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