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"And then the nurse puts a spoon in the applesauce and brings it up -- and here's what confuses most people -- she says it's an airplane. An airplane! And she tells you to open up the hangar, but what they don't tell you is your mouth is the hangar. But I knew! And I opened my mouth like a big boy!"

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The vibes if Lula wins (Oct 25), Netanyahu loses (Oct 27), & US Congress flips (Nov 3)

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While the President says this Islamophobic drivel with no pushback, the Democrat Consultant Class is advising Abdul El-Sayed to smile more…

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