Hank Green

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03 March 2025 05:51

I was trying to teach Orin a lesson about the world today and I asked, “what percent of earth’s land is our country.” And he stood there and thought for a second and said, “Like three percent?” And I was like, “well, pretty much yeah 😒.” He’s getting too old, I need new tricks.

The Onion

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03 March 2025 05:50

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

John Green

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14 February 2025 01:23

I need to stop caring about anything other than fourth-tier English football. Fourth tier English football should be the sole focus of whatever remains of my flicker of consciousness.

The Onion

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10 February 2025 01:47

Travis Kelce Caught Fingering Taylor Swift Under Super Bowl Bleachers theonion.com/travis-...

Hank Green

hankgreen.bsky.social

10 February 2025 01:46

Angel Soft trying to break the US water system.