Me: Okay, I know I never say this, but I need you to be a big boy and hold it for 15 more minutes until we can get back to the car. We're in the middle of a crowded mall and there's nowhere to change your diaper. You, the whole time I'm talking:

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i should be allowed to kill people

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Nobody orders a sandwich or a hotdog with sauerkraut unless they REEEEALLY love sauerkraut. And yet, so many restaurants are scared to give you the appropriate amount. And they give you bland, not-sour stuff. If I order a Reuben, it's because I want half the goddamn sandwich to be sauerkraut.

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following the announcement of bluey catan, I'd like to express my deepest condolences to polycules across Seattle, your age regressor girlfriend is about to ruin board games night forever

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Shopping while regressed is dangerous. Everything looks fun. but the fault is with whoever let the toddler loose with the bank card... Click responsibly 👉 buff.ly/8t4rMjO

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